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'I Suck At Fantasy Football' Fantasy Football Loser Belt

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Looking for funny fantasy football punishments? Well, look no further because this fantasy football loser trophy says...and all! 

Fantasy Football is a serious, high stakes endeavor. If your league is established correctly, winning should always be less important than NOT LOSING. And with the proper fantasy football last place punishments, 2nd to last place will always feel like a victory. Inevitably, someone has to lose. And for that special, underperforming manager whom can only be described as a runaway 5-alarm dumpster fire on wheels, it's imperative that this LOSER be crowned with a trophy that displays to the world the truth: 'I Suck At Fantasy Football'...and also enjoy pink ponies, rainbows, and unicorns. Equipped with 2 side-hip beverage holsters, parade this loser around town while ensuring he/she always has a couple of ice cold beers ready for the non-losers. Remember, cold beer is a winners-only privilege, and this last place fantasy football trophy will ensure that your league's non-losers will always Party Like a Champion™.

 Product Specifications:

  • One Size Fits All - Elastic polyester fabric and Velcro fastener allows belt to fit nearly all shapes and sizes.  
  • Holds Bottles Or Cans - Securely harnesses bottles or cans. Fastened so snugly you can do a cartwheel, jumping jacks, or go for a jog without losing your beverage (field tested). 
  • Buckle Size - Each buckle measures 10" high and 12" wide.

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