The Big Stinker Fantasy Football Loser Belt

The best Fantasy Football loser punishment should always seek to inflict maximum humiliation.

But, not every Fantasy Football Loser is created equally. Sure, we all get unlucky sometimes. But some Fantasy Football Managers just don't seem to quite get it. You know exactly who I'm talking about...the guy that always trades away a stud a week too soon, the gal that plays the waiver wire like a degenerate penny-slot gambler on a Tuesday afternoon, or the guy who starts advertising the season as a "rebuilding year" after Week 3. 

Let's face it, some people are just destined for greatness. And some, well, will always just be The Big Stinker. This absolutely perfect last place fantasy football trophy is elegantly designed to remind the world of just how big of a poo-poo-burger your Fantasy Football Loser served up on the season, all the while holstering two ice cold beverages to be served to all the non-losers. Losers stink, but winners Party Like a Champion™.

Product Specifications:

• One Size Fits All - Elastic polyester fabric and Velcro fastener allows belt to fit nearly all shapes and sizes.  

• Holds Bottles Or Cans - Securely harnesses bottles or cans. Fastened so snugly you can do a cartwheel, jumping jacks, or go for a jog without losing your beverage (field tested). 

• Buckle Size - Each buckle measures 10" high and 12" wide.